How can you not love a dog like that?
With that, I present today’s FamilyFirst pick: Adopt-A-Schnauzer. Here’s their mission:
So, you want to adopt a Schnauzer, huh? Great idea! Want to hear an even better idea? Rescue an adult Schnauzer. No pooch is too old for puppy love and puppies are only puppies for a few months after all, right? Oh, you have your heart set on a cute little puppy?
Trust me, my most precious memories are from my schnauzers as ADULTS. Consider adopting an adult schnauzer. I predict that you will become as passionate about the breed as I have.
Ah, here we go:
The blood fluke’s a parasite worm;
If you catch one, you’ll soon feel infirm.
In fact, you can die of this
(Trematode worms make me squirm.)
See how it works?
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I searched for schnauzer and didn’t find one. So to close this piece, I will humbly submit my own:
The king of canines is the schnauzer
A lovably fun rabble rouser
With a heart that’s as big
As a Texas oil rig
But they pee on the carpet. NO, BOWSER!