George Carlin’s Philosophy Class

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GEORGE CARLIN at FamilyFirst!
The fact is that the late, great Mr. Carlin was a comedic genius.
True, many of his performances involve very mature language.
But today’s FamilyFirst pick is a squeaky-clean collection of his observations.

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Bread Is Dangerous

The late George Carlin said that one of the problems with today’s society is that kids have to wear helmets to do ANYTHING.
We have turned into a society that demands that we live pain-free and stress-free lives. If that’s not possible, then our lawyers will be contacting you.
What a mess! How did this happen?
Somewhere along the line, we have learned that we no longer need to be responsible for our own actions. If something has any semblance of danger, it must be BANNED!

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Firesign Theatre

Comedy records. They are like skyrockets. They flash brightly, then disappear and crash to earth.
Some of the hottest records ever made were comedy albums by Lennie Bruce, Bill Cosby, George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, and many more. But guess what? Many are now out of print, or have at least become obscure. Who remembers “Let’s get small!”
But the fact is that there is a brilliant comedy troupe out there who included in their albums a sense of timelessness. They seem to have actually prepared for the future by recording their material in a manner that would seem to defy aging.

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