George Carlin’s Philosophy ClassOctober 23, 2008 No Comments
No, you’re not seeing things.
GEORGE CARLIN at FamilyFirst!
The fact is that the late, great Mr. Carlin was a comedic genius.
True, many of his performances involve very mature language.
But today’s FamilyFirst pick is a squeaky-clean collection of his observations.
Here are a few teasers:
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, “Where’s the self-help section?” She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren’t going as ghosts but as mattresses?
There are many more.
Rest in peace, George.
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