Courtroom Quotations

Every dog has his day in court. That’s what they say, anywqay, but I still recommend that you try real hard to stay out of the place if possible.
However, many of us have been there, and we know that while not a fun place to be, it can be a funny place.
As evidence item #1, I present today’s FamilyFirst pick: Courtroom Quotations.
Here’s one that I just have to share with you:

* Lawyer: “Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?”
* Witness: “No.”
* Lawyer: “Did you check for blood pressure?”
* Witness: “No.”
* Lawyer: “Did you check for breathing?”
* Witness: “No.”
* Lawyer: “So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?”
* Witness: “No.”
* Lawyer: “How can you be so sure, Doctor?”
* Witness: “Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.”
* Lawyer: “But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?”
* Witness: “Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.”

There are a bunch more just like that one. Enjoy.
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