September 15, 2008 
Look!
Up in the sky!
It's bird! It's a plane!
It's carrying a big moose rifle!
It's...Sarah Palin!
Sarah is all over the news, the newspapers, and the tabloids. She's the talk of the town.
The diminutive yet fearless Alaskan could be your next Vice President!
What can you do to... continue reading...
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Trivia is a passion of mine.
However, a trivial fact that is later proven otherwise transforms me for a trivia whiz to a Cliff Claven wannabe.
How do you get genuine, substantiated truisms?
Simple. Visit today's FamilyFirst pick: Veegle: Substantiated True Facts
Here are a few e... continue reading...
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zimbabwe September 6, 2008 
OK, it's quick, lightweight, and insignificant, but i think it will still give you a smile.
It's a bogus telephone lookup that I think you will find amusing.
BTW, it's not true, I have been to Canada, and while far from populous, our black brothers and sisters are present there.
Enjo... continue reading...
September 2, 2008 
It's been a long, long day.
Ergo, today's FamilyFirst pick will be short and sweet.
Imagine Mario, the paradigm of Marxism/Leninism.
Imagine him using his mighty laborer's hammer to dispense with evil mushrooms out to attack him.
Let's say the mushrooms are decadent capitalists.
OK, I just m... continue reading...
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swf August 18, 2008 
How do you cream an egg?
I'm talking about a Cadbury Cream Egg.
Creamed, as in smashed to a pulp.
WITHOUT touching the hammer.
If you've ever heard of Rube Goldberg, or ever played the game Mouse trap, you'll relate to today's FamilyFirst pick.
It's called Cream that Egg!, and it's fascinating ... continue reading...
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smithereens August 13, 2008 
Have you ever heard of eating trees?
No, I'm not talking about Euell Gibbons.
I'm talking about trees that eat things!
Human things!
Things like motorcycles, fences, Christmas lights, bicycles, signs!
Sound intriguing? Read on...
Today's FamilyFirst pick is called Eating Trees. It's all about t... continue reading...
August 2, 2008 
Nobody like taxes.
Nobody likes the wealthy.
When the wealthy get tax breaks, it causes protest that is loud and sustained.
But what does it all really mean? What happens when the wealthy don't get the tax breaks that the rest of taxpayers might receive?
It's all s... continue reading...
July 21, 2008 
Today, FamilyFirst travels across the globe to Hungary.
Despite the valiant attempts to do otherwise in human endeavors, sometimes we encounter failure.
The question is, how do we handle it?
Well, the best solution for whatever obstacles we face is humor. Our Hungarian blogger has put toget... continue reading...
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Watch out for old people.
They (aargh, soon to be WE!) can take care of themselves.
Take the subject of today's FamilyFirst video, for example.
The players: an obnoxious jerk driving a Beemer.
A slow-moving old lady blocking his path.
An anonymous cameraman.
The way this plays out wi... continue reading...
July 15, 2008 
One of my all-time favorite movies is the Capra classic It's a Wonderful Life.
Today's FamilyFirst pick is called It's a Wonderful Internet.
Do you see where this is heading?
It's a Flash-powered funfest that actually has a holiday air about it. But hey, I just discovered it, so pictu... continue reading...
